Rumor Guy

“Rumor Guy” offers up four scenes with a “Gossip Girl” vibe that finds the eponymous character serving as narrator to bring these disparate tales together. It manages to flow better than “Madame Web,” that’s for sure.

We kick things off with an impromptu threeway, as Dillon Diaz plays a horny teacher who’s been sleeping with not one, but two, of his students. He inadvertently double-books Tony Genius and Asher Day. The two proceed to battle over who is the preferred paramour when they’re interrupted. As you’d expect, what results is a hot threeway. 

Diaz proves a sexy daddy to both Day and Genius, while Day proves that every threeway is better with a twink, as he worships both Diaz and Genius’s huge dicks. Diaz proves ringleader and it's not long before he’s dick deep into Day. 

These two beautiful black men double team that twink into oblivion, proceeding to Eiffel tower him as he eagerly deepthroats them both. Day and Diaz also try out Genius’s long ass dick while everyone gets a turn on Day’s smooth hole. The scene ends with Diaz dropping his Daddy load all up in Day’s mouth. 

The second scene finds “Rumor Guy” breaking a story about some royal intrigue. Shadow has been playing that he’s a royal but he gets found out by true wealthy boytoy Jordan Jameson, a maneater who proceeds to charm him.

Jameson really steals the scene both with his gifted acting and his sexy ass, which he throws to Shadow, who eagerly takes over as the top. Jameson takes care of his cock while he’s blindfolded, but before long, Jameson is riding Shadow’s face and then his thick dick.

Jameson’s also proceeds to be an eager bottom for Shadow’s tongue and his man meat. Shadow makes a meal of Jameson’s cakes before he finally unloads all over that muscled body. 

The third scene brings Genius back as he’s got some unfinished fuck business with a fellow student, Adrian Hart. Hart is a brainiac who can’t be bothered with Genius’s jock stud behavior. After a quick schoolboy seduction, Genius is on his knees and the nerd has become an eight-packed prince. Soon Genius is licking Hart’s hole and then it’s on.

Hart starts by digging out Genius’s tight hole but seeing his long thick piece you can’t wait to watch him really give it to Hart. Hart gives as good as he get and this flip fuck scene really sells as both guys show they know how to pound ass. It’s not long before Genius paints Hart’s cakes and covers his tight hole in creamy cum.

The final scene finds Pablo Strokes worried about having to deal with his former fuck buddy and current stepbrother Benvi. If you’ve seen Benvi’s infamous run-in with Rhyheim you know he can handle any cock on the walk.

Strokes’s big ass bat of a cock proceeds to be a hot addition to Benvi’s tight hole. Watching him spear this twink until he whimpers shows the true power of his penis. Benvi as an eager horny hole is enough to really get you going. Strokes proceeds to destroy this twink’s holes and if you’re a fan of gaped and cummy holes, you’ll like how Benvi’s hole gets turned into an outie.

While the “Gossip Girls” plot schtick works to bring these four scenes together, Noir Male has really found a way to cast models who bring the sexiest and sluttiest scenes to life. So while the plot may be mid, the sex more than delivers loads of fun.