Heart On

“Heart On” is a cheeky porn take on the popular Netflix romance “Heartstopper.” It finds Callum Cox and Cole Connor as two college grads visiting Barcelona. What ensues is people just love fucking around this cute duo until they finally realize their love for each other.

Overall, it’s shocking and a bit hilarious how easy the right soundtrack and visual effects can match so closely with the Netflix drama that inspired it. It also helps that Cole Connor is a spitting porn image of Joe Locke. Callum Cox on the other hand looks like the second coming of Brent Corrigan. Regardless, these two have intense chemistry that really does sell the recurring love story that’s sandwiched between all the fuck scenes.

We see them graduate, tour around Barcelona and take in the sights before they stop at a bar and witness Drew Valentino and Dean Young making out. The two twinks seem somewhat titillated and it’s not long before Valentino and Young go at it.

Young is a die-hard twunk bottom with an amazing smooth hole and it’s no surprise he bottoms for Valentino. There’s something a bit awkward in Valentino’s approach as a top. There’s even a brief moment where he tries to put a coke bottle in Young’s ass. The scene ends up being hot enough with Valentino fucking a load out of Young, then coating his hole in cream.

Cut to Cole and Callum poolside when they spot a would-be threesome of Derek Kage, Manuel Reyes and Damon Heart. The three quickly swap from vibing into a heavy fuck fest poolside. The three kiss and soon are swapping oral and worshiping each other, all in front of our two twink lovebirds.

Kage is a standout as he holds it down for the vers bros while also being the subtle director of the threeway, and it even includes a bit of double penetration.

Next, our twink team finds themselves at a theater with Beau Butler and Nik Fros getting hot and heavy. Callum talks about wanting to have that much chemistry as well, and it’s not long before we see what he’s talking about as Butler proves to be an eager bottom and gets his hairy cakes pounded out by Fros.

The scene is fiery, but quickly breaks as Cole runs from the theater. The addition of this romantic subplot intercut between these sex scenes of muscle men is as cute and amusing as the source material it's parodying.

The two lovebirds just so happen to be at the same hotel as the Grabbys, which is a funny inside joke unto itself. The two inadvertently find themselves alone in a room with Allen King, Lobo Carreira and Sir Peter; the three don’t hold back and have a fuckfest in front of our twink protagonists.

The scene is pretty hot but fairly quick, before leading into the penultimate romantic scene between Callum and Cole. The film has been emotionally edging us with b-roll of the two actors doing boyfriend-y activities. Ironically, this is not too far off from “Heartstopper.”

In the final scene, the two give into desire and proceed to have a romantic and loving fuckfest. At first they swap oral and it's not long before Callum is topping Cole. That’s not the end of it, because we also get to see Cole top Callum and the scene climaxes with Cole coated in Callum’s cum and the two sharing a tender romantic kiss.

Overall, this is a cute flick that satirizes the schmaltzy nature of the popular queer Netflix series while also being an unofficial porn homage. Casting real life boyfriends Callum and Cole is a nice touch and the two Scottish twinks really do have the acting chops to carry the film.

Pairing the twink couple with a bunch of burly men was also an amusing choice. All in all, this cute porn parody manages to be hot and heavy with intermittent romance that can melt even the coldest chronic masturbator’s heart.