MILFS Abroad

What a treat! "MILFS Abroad" boasts a quartet of foreign-filmed scenes directed by the extraordinarily talented Julia Grandi, and that means great settings, terrific videography, fun storylines, and beautiful, horny women — in this case, one delicious MILF after another.

In "Ski Instructor," blonde babe-a-roo Brandi Love is in the eponymous role, looking fantastic in a red, full-body, snug ski suit. Mathew Meier, one of her stud-ents, suffers a slight fall on the slopes — and the crazily curvy Ms. Love nurses lucky Matt back to health in her cozy ski pad. Aside from possessing a prominent pair of gunners, one steamy pussy, and a killer ass, Love is also quite the pretty thing. Naturally, there's a picturesque backdrop (a Grandi trademark), and in this case, it's a snow-laden landscape with dreamy trees somewhere in Europe. I love how well bawdy Brandi allows herself to get face-fucked, while also getting her long hair slightly pulled. That meaty butt looks phenomenal in the spoon position; ditto for doggie. And let's not forget cowgirl.

"Gift Horse" features one of my all-time favorite MILFs: Texas Patti. The brunette maneater is featured with her on-screen hubby, their stepdaughter, and the latter's boyfriend (played by Alberto Blanco), all of them sporting thick accents while chatting among themselves at a summer resort. Even though they speak English, the actors are equipped with subtitles, since their accents are so marvelously thick (it's like a Paul Morrissey movie from the 1970s). And that makes the scene all the more fun and unique. Patti's own slight accent (she was born in Germany) comes out during this ultra-erotic episode; our girl promptly seduces Alberto when everyone else is asleep early in the morning. She first gives him a nasty BJ on one of the resort's balconies, with the lush, tropical hotel grounds in the background (thank you, Miss Grandi!). It's a slow, molten, groaning BJ. Dynamite! One of the best in the movie! They finally get down upon a bed on the same large balcony, and Patti mesmerizingly talks dirty throughout. "Yeah, touch my titties…. Squeeze them," she says — and then, "Rub your fucking cock over my clit…. feels so good." Also: "Your hard cock…. in my pussy…. go slowly…. do you feel my pussy pumping?" So sexy! And that's just during spoon. Then, it's naughty reverse-cowgirl, brilliant cowgirl ("Slap my ass," she begs Blanco, while she shakes her magnificent moneymaker), another fantastic blowjob, some outstanding doggie, joyous face-fucking, wild missionary (her big boobs gyrate as Patti moans, "Fill that fucking pussy up"); and a vadge cream pie that finds the spunk blasting half in/half out of her ever-moist twat. And, naturally, fabulously filthy Patti simply must devour a majority of the warm jizz. Love her!

"Private Tour" stars slinky but similarly curvy and cute Serenity Cox (love the short brown hair!), who, care of a lucky hotel worker (the returning Blanco), gets a personal tour of the beautiful, exotic hotel grounds. Serenity and Alberto end up by poolside (with no one around), where they get naked and frisky. Ms. Cox gives a well-focused blowjob, her nice, little tits hornily hanging down. Then, with her tantalizingly taut bod in full view, it's missionary, reverse-cowgirl, cowgirl (my fave with that wet, shiny, tight ass), and doggie.

"It Takes Two" opens with Serenity and her cuckolded husband, who finds out that she's just been cream-pied — and thus leaves her at the hotel, where she hooks up with a male bartender, Jason Luv, and another female patron, Malena Nazionale (one of my favorite Italian porn starlets). Both Serenity and Malena take Jason to one of their rooms for some fun, fun, fun. The highlights include Malena really riding Luv's love stick via cowgirl; standing mish with Malena as Jason lifts her off the ground; doggie with big-assed/groaning Malena; and deep missionary with writhing Serenity. Superb!

Each of these MILFs performs magnificently, though preciously perverted Patti really does take the cake. "MILFS Abroad" is not-to-be-missed porn.