Bet Your Ass 9

If you're a female or male performer in a Jonni Darkko movie, you're definitely gonna get a serious workout, as director Darkko always makes sure his gonzo titles are loaded with ultra-high energy. And that is absolutely the case with the action-packed "Bet Your Ass 9" from Evil Angel.

While dancing and squirming to subtle background music, brunette cutie Brianna Arson states in her voiceover, "I hope you're watching and ready to stroke your big fucking dick to me getting pounded in my tight little shithole." And Italian stud Christian Clay does, indeed, heartily destroy her anus — and her mouth, for that matter! The cute, five-foot newbie from Canada looks positively delicious, with one of the best asses in the biz. And I love the way sex-hungry Brianna frequently crosses her eyes as she's getting her face furiously fucked by Christian's long, thick prick. Ms. Arson, by the way, is both a moaner and a screamer during her anal hammerings via missionary, cowgirl, doggie (including some profound gapes), and reverse-cowgirl (where Brianna becomes a wailing human pretzel). Good girl!

I positively adore dark-haired, 5' 3" Italian beauty Valentina Nappi, who has been in the adult industry since 2012. Valentina looks prettier and prettier each time I see her, never showing any signs of slowing down. In "Bet Your Ass 9," Ms. Nappi gets wildly banged by lucky Rob Piper, wearing black surgical gloves throughout for kinky effect. Doggie-anal is up first, and it's excellent — especially with Valentina's stupendous, big, juicy booty. Those biggish, all-natural boobs also look fantastic undulating during spoon, and she never cheats on ATMs. Reverse-cowgirl with that gorgeous face and those meaty, now-sweaty/shiny thighs positively rocks, as does cowgirl-anal with Valentina's ample ass. I love, too, how nasty Nappi takes it way deep during missionary-anal, with gapes a plenty. Rob eventually unloads Piper pud paste upon Valentina's gorgeous face, really globbing up her lips and chin. Valentina, you're as awesome as ever!

Brown-haired, petite (at 5") Boston babe Jesse Pony is a total screamer who aims to get exactly what she wants when she's ass-fucked by Richard Mann in her own highly animated sequence. After taking a huge dildo up her ass, the insatiable Jesse replaces it with the real thing à la Mann-meat. Doggie is particularly exceptional with this incredibly filthy sweetie, who simply can't help but squirt during some highly probing missionary up the wazoo. And listen to the crazed gagging sounds Jesse makes when she's deepthroating Richard. By the time cowgirl-anal comes around, Jesse's hair is soaked with sweat — and her nose and nostrils are soon bathed with Mann spunk, the voluminous pop shot gloriously repeated in slow motion.

Lastly, brown-haired, slinky babe Kendra Cole (at 5' 7", the tallest amongst our lusty "Bet Your Ass 9" lasses) excitedly tells Hollywood Cash, "I love getting big cocks in my ass." And he gives the dirty beauty precisely what she craves. Hollywood is also wearing a pair of black latex gloves to add some uniqueness to the nasty proceedings. I love the dreamy way Kendra looks back at him while getting her butthole doggie-drilled; our stud, at one point, puts his foot upon Kendra's head ever so romantically. I also love Ms. Cole's expressions of pleasure and pain as Cash nearly splits her down the middle during missionary up the patooti, including some sweet gapes. It's grand viewing Kendra lather his thick shaft with her mouth. And when Hollywood throat-fucks Kendra, her eyes nearly pop out of their sockets, with oodles of spit dripping down upon her cute little titties. Wow! Kendra's own special major cum shot is also repeated in marvelous slo-mo.

Not one of these scenes disappoints. All of the ladies in "Bet Your Ass 9" give outstanding, wildly animated performances, my own faves being brunettes Brianna and Valentina — though brown-haired hotties Jesse and Kendra are not to be missed in their own off-the-scale, scalding Darkko sequences. Amazing stuff!