Extreme Holly Goes Solo

Wow, you're still here?

The scene selections have such titles as "Flashlights," "Baseball Bat," "Cucumber," "Candles," "Dildo" and "Tools." Let's go on an adventure together, shall we?

Holly starts out in the kitchen, wearing a bikini and snooping through the drawers looking for something to fuck. She has a nice enough body (fake titties, though) and long, jet black hair … come to think of it, she kinda resembles that girl in the well from The Ring movies -- that is, if she grew up and became a bizarre porn star.

She lies on the counter top and plays with her ass and pussy while trying to be sexy and talking to the camera. She holds two flashlights -- even though there's no sign of an electrical outage -- and plays with them as if they were dildos. When she asked, "Does that make your fucking dick hard?" I kept thinking, "Honestly? Not so much." She eventually stuffs one flashlight in her ass and the other in her pussy. It genuinely looked painful and uncomfortable.

Holly then deep throats one of those red, white and blue ice cream pops -- you know, the ones that you loved when you were a kid? Well, she fucks that thing, making an incredible mess. She is really unattractive; I just can't stress that enough. I actually felt bad for the popsicle. Fortunately, it melts pretty quickly -- but then someone goes and gets her another one (can you imagine having that job?).

Next, Holly rises up and stuffs that popsicle in her ass. This borders on being vile. Sort've.

We break off into the bathroom, where she brushes her teeth before diddling herself with an electric toothbrush. I still say she'll get gingivitis in her twat.

Next, she's dressed as a Yankees fan. Do I even need to tell you that she fucks one of those small baseball bats? I mean, do I? I'm pretty perverted, but this shit isn't doing it for me. In the remainder of the DVD she engulfs a handful of markers, sits on a dildo (which I don't get, since that's actually normal), puts a cucumber up her ass, straddles a lit candle and a piledrives a screwdriver.

If you're a fan of hers, you'll love this. Otherwise, you're just gonna think this is just weird.

Starring Holly.

Extras include a bonus scene, a behind the scenes featurette, trailers and more.