Exquisite Films Casting for 'Xena,' 'Lara Croft' Parodies

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Exquisite Films and writer/director Jordan Septo are seeking actresses to play the leading roles in “Tomb Raider XXX:” and “Xena: Warrior Princess XXX” parodies.

The studio said the ideal candidates must possess the total package that includes “gorgeous looks, an insatiable sexual appetite, an athletic physique, and most of all, an uncanny resemblance to the famous pop culture characters."

Exquisite feels it won’t be easy to find the Lara Croft and Xena of porn, but the rewards will be great for the right girls.

“These are roles of a lifetime,” Septo said. “Our stars will be playing the world’s most famous female figures of television, video games and action movies.”

Exquisite head honcho Jerry said, “Producing these parodies of ‘Xena’ and ‘Tomb Raider’ is a natural progression for us. We did extremely well with ‘Supergirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody.' The audience loves to see a powerful female superhero in action.”

He added, “There’s a lot of sex appeal to these popular characters, but the comic books, TV shows and video games can’t show that part of the fantasy in an explicit way. In our parodies, we deliver everything pop-culture consumers are fantasizing about ... and we do it in a fun, exciting way. With the right girls playing Xena and Lara Croft, we’re confident that these two movies will be monster hits — and a major career opportunity for the lucky and talented female performers who can handle the action.”

Septo said he plans to shoot the two movies back-to-back, with “Tomb Raider XXX” scheduled to roll first.

His production company, Septo Studios, has just shipped its first release,“OMG … It’s The XXX Nanny Parody” and the second release for the studio, “OMG … It’s The Flashdance XXX Parody,” is about to go into production.

Applicants for the “Xena” and “Tomb Raider” parodies can email pr@exquisitefilmsxxx.com.

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