'Tomb Raider XXX' Featured in Contest on NerdBastards

CHATSWORTH, Calif. “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” is featured in a contest on geek chic website NerdBastards.com.

Nerds around the world have an opportunity to win a copy of the movie, along with a movie poster signed by Chanel Preston (Lara Croft).

“Lara Croft, the big-boobed adventurer from the bestselling video game and Hollywood movie franchise, has finally gone hardcore and it’s about damn time,” NerdBastards.com editor Luke Gallagher said.

The contest held via Twitter runs through April 1, with rules available on NerdBastards.com.

The site’s coverage is the most recent in several media reports on the movie from various entertainment and gaming sites like G4TV.com, Kotaku.com, CraveOnline.com, and NerdReactor.com.

For information about entering the contest and to read the NerdBastard.com review of “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody,” click here

“Angelina Jolie never did anything for me," Gallagher said. "Adult actress Chanel Preston on the other hand, now she’s floating my nerdy boat, if you know what I mean. Any girlie girl can throw on some short shorts, a blue shirt and pretend to be Lara Croft, but Chanel is the Tomb Raider of your wet dreams. One thing that makes this porno parody better than others is how hard-core it is. I left feeling satisfied.”

To view the SFW (safe-for-work) trailer of “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody,” click here.

To view the NSFW trailer of “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody,” click here.

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