U.K.'s Television X to Debut 'Crank' Parody Series

U.K. — British adult channel Television X is set to premiere a porn parody series based on "Crank," the 2006 Jason Statham actioner about a poisoned hitman who must keep his adrenaline pumping to stay alive.

"Crank XXX" follows paid assassin Tommy "Snake" Logan as he discovers that his rival Ricky Veranda has injected him with Chinese Viagra and he must now screw numerous women to go on living.

The five-part series is directed by Dick Bush and costars Megan Coxxx, Tia Layne, Lou Lou, Sara Class and Rebecca More (pictured).

"Crank XXX" is the latest parody from European studio KaizenXXX, producers of the big-budget send-ups "Cirque de Sex" and "Road Warriors." Television X will broadcast the show on Fridays.

A SFW trailer can be seen here.

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