Wankz Premieres 3-Part Superhero Porn Parody

LOS ANGELES — Wankz has announced the launch of its three-part porn parody "Assvengers: Age of Hardon."

The superhero-oriented parody miniseries follows the naughty misadventures of the "Assvengers" as they battle their latest arch-nemesis, "Hardon" whose hell-bent on having sex with all the women in the world. To defeat him, the Assvengers will have to use all their wits, teamwork and super-powered fucking to win the day.

The cast features Bony Stark (played by Tommy Pistol), The Bulk (played by Talon), The Scarlet Bitch (played by Jennifer White), The Stacked Widow (played by Marsha May), Cap'n 'Murica (played by Jimmy Lifestyles), The Meaty Thor (played by Will Powers) and Scott Lyons as the titular super-villain.

"Assvengers: Age of Hardon" was directed by Jimmy Lifestyles, with a story by Double D and written by Rex Ridgewood and Casstitty.

Wankz said the movie will be split into three episodic releases, the first of which, "Rise of the Hardon" premieres on June 30, followed up with episode two, "Backdoor without Backup" being released on July 7, and the final chapter, "Assvengers Assemble!" concluding on July 14.

"Being a lifelong comic book fan, this was a dream project from start to finish. Hands down, ‘Assvengers: Age of Hardon’ is definitely my best work yet, but I would be remiss if I did not give credit where credit was due and I'm looking at you, director Jimmy Lifestyles. Without his unbridled creativity and cinematic prowess as well as his love and appreciation for the original source material, ‘Assvengers’ would not be the perfect tongue-in-cheek superhero porn parody it turned out to be. 'Nuff said," screenwriter Ridgewood said.. 

To watch the first episode and full-length NSFW trailer, visit Wankz.com/Assvengers.

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