LOS ANGELES — The clouds parted once again for the glorious Vixen brand, admitting rays as fiery as the morning star, for Adriana Chechik has been crowned the newest Vixen Angel. Her incandescent wings, so aflame with stardom, rendered sunlight into shadows.
Amidst the magisterial and spacious headquarters in which Greg Lansky masterminds the marketing genius of his Vixen.com, Tushy.com and Blacked.com studio trinity, the monthly ceremony once again dominated the Instagram mediascape with haloed hype leading up to the grand unveiling.
The mistress of ceremonies on the company's Instagram was none other than Abigail Mac. She led the audience on a tour of the offices, with witty remarks aplenty. “What is up my loves?" she purred. "I’m Abigail Mac and I just got here to the Vixen office, and it is going to another rocking awesome day, because we are going to be announcing the newest Vixen Angel at 1 p.m. on the Vixen Instagram. Tune in with us. We’re going to have booze, tunes and hotties, so let’s go!"
Her @MsAbigailMac handle was emblazoned on the video clips she continued posting to the account, as she sashayed about in a flowing Vixen robe, lingerie and diamond necklace, crooking her finger in a come-hither invitation.
“Let’s go see if we can get into some mischief, I think everybody is working too hard, and we need to stir things up," she teased. "Let’s see if we can distract them!”
Traipsing down the hall, she soon found her way into the kitchen. “So, the Vixen Angel is almost ready and I need a snack. I am starving ... I should eat fruit," she said, eyeing a bowl of bananas, before dismissing it for a nearby box of pastries. "But they did give us cupcakes and I do love something sweet in the morning."
She opened it up and remarked, "How cute! They say 'Vixen' on them. Let’s give this one a little taste.” It was delicious, as she murmured, "Mmmm. I love sugar, don’t you?"
Then, garbed in Lansky's signature elegant silks, she flirtatiously whirled about, donning his sunglasses as well, as the Instagram screen declared she was "channeling her inner @GregLansky." The man himself appeared in the next clip, arms around Valentina and Mac, walking towards the camera like a rockstar ready for the curtain to drop. Natalia Starr then joined hands with the posh posse and they made their way to the iconic gold sofa, dressed to the nines.
The Instagram went live, and Lansky vowed that when the audience heard who the newest Vixen Angel is, "You are going to love her, we’ve done some amazing scenes with her. Give me one clue about her Natalia.”
“Ooo, she’s a dirty, dirty slut,” cooed Starr. Everyone laughed uproariously.
“Grab the phone Abigail, give me one clue,” Lansky directed.
Mac said, “She’s a petite princess," and Valentina chimed in, “She’s known to be one of the biggest 'brats' in the industry, in a good way.”
Lansky concurred, saying, “Alright, so she has character and is very talented. I’ll give you one clue, she has the same skin tone as Abigail and is an incredible girl.”
In unison, they said, “And the newest Vixen Angel is … Adriana Chechik!” The seductive-as-hell star swooped in, her dazzling smile as charming as her silky hair and fuck-me eyes. The entire office cheered wildly, and soon Chechik was draped in the vestments of her newfound rank, amidst plenty of flirty pawing from her equally starlit peers.
