CYBERSPACE — Leading tube site Pornhub was subtweeted by fellow publicity magnet, South African inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk yesterday, after a little-known "adult model" posted a video of herself receiving a creampie in a moving Tesla driving on Autopilot.
The video in question, titled “Tinder Date Cums in Me In a Tesla On Autopilot," was posted a month ago, but came to massive attention last week.
The poster and performer is one Taylor Jackson, a model with a Pornhub and social media presence that only dates back to February 2019 and who has no credits in the professional adult industry.
The 8:52 video shows Jackson and an unidentified male enacting what is obviously a pre-arranged scenario where they “come up” with the idea of having sex in Musk’s expensive, endlessly fetishized yuppie status symbol, while the electric car is in self-driving mode.
The scene ends in an “accidental creampie,” with Jackson unconvincingly mouthing the usual “I told you not to come in me” line that is standard (some would say cliché) for porn's popular, consent-blurring impregnation fantasy scenarios.
“Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined,” the controversial Musk subtweeted yesterday, clearly referring to Jackson’s video. Pornhub's efficient marketing branch, which always figures out new ways to grab mainstream attention, promptly issued a press release showing that searches for “Tesla” had skyrocketed on the site.
Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 9, 2019
Fox News, Rolling Stone magazine and many national and international publications reported on the story, mistakenly referring to Jackson as an “adult performer” and her scene partner (later revealed to be her boyfriend) as “her Tinder date.”
The Tesla/Pornhub/Creampie marketing trifecta will help deflect attention from Musk’s troubles. Over the past year, Musk has been in the news for his erratic behavior on and off Twitter, and for some of his peculiar business decisions. Just today, a respected Morgan Stanley analyst questioned Tesla’s production strategy pointing out that there are now “2.5 cars for every new one sold," something that is "likely a contributing factor to decelerating demand."
Still, an aspiring adult performer did an “accidental creampie” scene with her dude while the Tesla drove itself, and the mainstream press loves “those crazy porn star” stories. As a great 20th century novelist would say, "so it goes."
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