LOS ANGELES — In celebration of Canada Day, xHamster has revealed current Canadian porn trends.
According to the xHamster team, it went through the data to take a closer look at how the Canadians — and Canadiens — consume porn.
“Canada comes in ninth among xHamster’s Top 10 countries in terms of male/female ratio, with only 20 percent women versus 30 percent worldwide,” said a company representative, exclaiming, “We need more Canadian women here! We really do!”
For the second year in a row, the most patriotic territory — measured by how much they search for Canadian porn — is icy Nunavut.
“Maybe the further north you go, the more you need neighbors’ warm hugs,” the representative added.
“The least interested in their fellow Canadians? The Quebec separatists, bien sûr!”
The most popular search terms among Canadians are “Indian,” “Mom” and “xHamster,” with the most popular categories being “matures,” “amateur” and “lesbians.”
“So, the ideal Canadian porn star would be an older lesbian with a realistic-body type,” the representative concluded. “How Trudeau-ian!”
As for the country’s favorite porn star as measured by recent xHamster searches, it is Mia Khalifa.
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