WoodRocket Releases 'Golden GILFs' Parody Coloring Book

WoodRocket Releases 'Golden GILFs' Parody Coloring Book

LAS VEGAS — WoodRocket has rolled out its latest novelty item "The Golden GILFs Porn Parody Coloring Book," which tweaks the classic sitcom "The Golden Girls."

The adults-only novelty is now available and "will have you saying, 'Thank you for being a friend... with benefits,'" teased a rep.

"The Golden GILFs Porn Parody Coloring Book" was written by Lee Roy Myers and Vuko; the illustrations are by Gabriel Mayorga (WoodRocket's "The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever").

"When Rose accidentally throws a gang-bang, her horny, elderly friends, Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia are there to lend a helping vagina," the rep said. "But will their cheesecakes be moist enough to handle so much forking?"

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