CamSoda to Release 'Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series' Dildo Line

LOS ANGELES — CamSoda has announced it intends to release a "Billionaire Flesh Rocket" series of dildos commemorating the recent space race between Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson.

CamSoda Communications Director Brett Hogan told the Daily Caller yesterday that the Billionaire Flesh Rocket dildos include the Blue Orgasm (a play on Blue Origin), Space Sex (a play on SpaceX) and Galadick (a play on VSS Unity).

“The dildos were were designed, are being sent into production and will be on pre-sale shortly," Hogan confirmed.

Mainstream media speculation and no small amount of Twitter jollity has been devoted to the uncanny resemblance between Bezos' rocket ship — which briefly placed the billionaire owner of Amazon and the Washington Post above Earth's atmosphere on Tuesday — and a betesticled penis.

Musk tweeted back "Nice" to a report of CamSoda's announcement.

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