SEATTLE — Brian Sloan, inventor of the Autoblow, has produced a unique version of the male masturbation device that disguises a small home safe.
Dubbed the Autoblow Decoy Safe, the product is "especially effective against burglars when covered in lubricant and placed amongst a number of other pleasure tools, suggesting a hastily abandoned masturbation session," a rep declared. "With YouTube now full of safe-cracking instructional videos that show burglars how to enter most popular models of home safes, they are an increasingly less secure place for valuables."
"The Autoblow Decoy Safe, the world’s first sex toy safe, will provide homeowners with additional peace of mind when leaving home," the rep added.
Sloan described how friends and family will often recoil when he shows off his inventions and ask if he'd already used them.
"That gave me the idea that burglars must also have the same natural aversion to handling used sex toys, which I realized could be used against them," he explained. "Even the most debased burglar probably wouldn’t fiddle with a used Autoblow covered in lubricant. It truly is the safest place on earth to put your valuables."
Click here for a SFW infomercial about the Autoblow Decoy Safe, which will retail for $39; find additional details here.
