Saucy Fast-Food Ad Campaign Looks at ‘Size’

CARPENTERIA, Calif. — There’s more proof that porn is going mainstream.

CKE Restaurants has a new television commercial for its Carl’s Jr. division that uses a double-entendre penis joke.

Called “Size Matters,” the fast-food chain uses images of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, Sen. John Kerry and Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld holding their hands to show how big “it” is.

The “it,” however, is left up to viewers’ imaginations.

“Everyone in Washington is talking about how big they are,” the Carl's Jr. ad says.

The ad touts one of the fast-food diner’s “largest double burger in the country.”

The 30-second ad was rolled out this week, according to the Carpenteria, Calif.-based company. No other details were given.

The ad campaign marks the second time this year that a fast-food chain has decided to use a “porn” type theme to target a specific age-range of consumers.

In April, Miami-based Burger King launched a campaign fashioned after a sex webcam site.

Calling it an "interactive peepshow," Burger King created a flash-powered website called subservientchicken.com which features an actor dressed in a chicken suit standing idly in a living room in a garter belt, ready and waiting to please. That website still exists.

Copyright © 2025 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More News

Tonga Now Shipping 'Romantic Rose' Vibe From Blush

Tonga BV is now shipping the new Romantic Rose vibrator from Blush's Play With Me line.

Penny Barber: The Fit Mommy Domme Reveals Her Auteur Side

When Penny Barber took home the 2025 XMAs trophy for MILF Performer of the Year, she was 39 — but she’d already been telling people she was a MILF for almost 20 years.

Summer Starz Makes Her WIFEY Debut

Creator Summer Starz has made her debut for Vixen Media Group (VMG) studio imprint WIFEY alongside her husband Dean Darkhole and Sheem.

Jewelz Blu Stars in Latest From Ricky's Room

Jewelz Blu stars with Mazee the Goat and site honcho Ricky Johnson in the latest release from Ricky’s Room, titled “Two Inside Of Jewelz Blu.”

Hankey's Toys Debuts 'Siswet Tentacle' Dildo

Mr. Hankey's Toys has introduced its new Siswet Tentacle Dildo.

Adult Time Releases New Installment of 'MILF Overload'

Adult Time has released the latest installment of director Jim Powers' series "MILF Overload."

River Lynn Toplines Pat Myne's 'Phat Ass for Days'

River Lynn headlines director Pat Myne's latest release, "Phat Ass for Days," from Evil Angel.

Kitana Lure, Angelika Grays Star in Latest From MixedX

Kitana Lure and Angelika Grays star in the latest release from MixedX, titled “The Power of Lust.”

Honey Play Box Introduces Red 'Puff' Kegel Trainer

Honey Play Box has debuted a new red edition of its Puff kegel trainer.

Jessie Rogers Fronts Latest From Blacked

Jessie Rogers has made her debut for Vixen Media Group (VMG) studio imprint Blacked, alongside Damion Dayski.

Show More