opinion
So, fashion pinup Lidia is married to beartastic Michelangelo, who is cheating with Sandro, a big slut who ends up fucking former model Marthe and canoodling with current model Xenia even though he’s married to Montreal’s hippest boutique owner, Piero, a “gold star gay” who’s never, ever known the feel or taste of pussy, except — spoiler alert — he will, before the credits roll.