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VCA unveils MILF font

While the adult industry has yet to agree on a MILF definition, VCA Labs has attempted to set in place an integral part of the coming MILF infrastructure: a font which debuted on the MILF Country compilation.

It, too, has become the object of controversy.

"I understand that to be considered a MILF, a woman must have had a child," said Loup Perch-Tounge of the Canoga Park Nipple Advisory Council, "but must the font suggest the word was written by a child?"

Indeed, the heart over the "I" is causing concern among people who believe that the font should be more stately, representative of the nobility and stature of the experienced MILF.

"When you get right down to it," Perch-Tounge added, "there shouldn't even be a minuscule 'I' - the whole word needs to be capitalized."

Linguists believe that an acronym, from the Latin meaning "high word", which is a set of initials that can be pronounced as a word, should be capitalized until the term has achieved common usage.

"Like the common acronyms 'scuba' or 'snafu', 'MILF' will some day be an accepted term in general vocabulary," said Professor Jose Fellatiano of the Universidad de Ciudad Mexico. "But right now the word needs to be capitalized, indicating that it still needs some time to be considered for its individual parts, that is Mother I'd Like to Fuck."

A nationwide study commissioned by the Ponante Institute found that MILF had not even achieved five percent saturation, even lower than Gonorrhea sufferers' resistance to fluoroquinolones.

Despite the arguments, industry leaders grudgingly applaud VCA for taking a stand. rare in a business that thinks all Asians are geishas and that the teenage years extend to 27 if one is under 5'4".

Previously: Easter MILFs and the Fertile Crescent; MILF, ass definitions continue to evolve; Memphis Monroe reveals Dark Side on her head; You deserve a FIP today; Porn Valley font panic

See also: VCA Pictures

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