But there are some - and I have borrowed the words of the porn world's greatest thinkers to call them "haters" and "outsiders" - who would have you believe that a candidate with a porn performer's endorsement is a candidate who has just lost the election.
In that case, I'll have you know that I'm voting for Sen. Sam Brownback.
I bet the Obama campaign is hoping that XFanz will come out for McCain once and for all.
Previously: The tannens in Miss Samson; Jenna: Dreams coming true at an alarming rate