Londoner Sabrina Deep will turn 29 on September 11, and her birthday gift to herself will be to be banged by 80 men in eight hours.
Since OSHA standards don't apply in Dickensian workhouse England, I asked if she was going to give herself time to eat.
"Yes," she said, "but at (ten guys an hour) it's much more important to stay hydrated."
Deep was born in Canada and raised for a time in Montana and then in Germany. She is six feet tall. She posed for German magazines and then, after getting married, started the website that will host the gang bang, which she says will be the largest gang bang in England.
That might not be true. According to "The Once And Future Gang Bang", King Arthur's round table wasn't just for sitting. Still, the Grail Quest prevented investment in Internet infrastructure, so Deep's claim could be on the level.
Joining Deep will be fetish vixen Nasty Lidya, whose duties are undefined. Assistant? Fluffer?
"The truth is that i like her like crazy and it was a good excuse for having her visiting me," Sabrina said.
I asked what her husband thought about it. You know, the banging. I guessed that a woman who could pick up a chair without using her hands would be able to convince her husband of just about anything. "I would renounce it if i knew it hurt him," she said. "The difference is that we have talked about it and we have done it honestly. Millions of men and women don't...but the fact that they are not open about it does not mean that they don't get laid outside of their relationships."
Sabrina describes herself as a dirty slut. (She saved me the trouble; that woman is insatiable.)
"Now, you tell me what's better," she said. "Respect is everything. An honest slut has much more dignity than a dishonest one, in my opinion."
"So you're saying that your husband knew the score before he married you ..."
"Right. I started the website when married already, so the rules are very simple and they reduce to one, basically: Respect. Nothing happens in my sexual (and the rest of my) life that we haven't discussed and agreed on previously."
Deep says that the lucky 80 will be members of her website and selected friends. Early in the conversation we had established that we both felt the same way about the graveyard scene in the final Harry Potter book and that she had a great vagina.
"I saw your post about that other vagina and wondered what you thought of mine," she said.
"You have a great pussy," I said.
"What are you doing September 11?" she asked.
"Celebrating my individual liberties and regretting that I can't even urinate in public when there are other men around," I said. This shames me. I want to piss everywhere.
"That's all right," she said. "I can fit you in before anyone else."
Curse that no-fly list.
Deep offers a generous revshare for webmaster affiliates. It must be London's tremendously low cost of living and the drop in marmite prices. Check it out here.
Previously: My Big Fat Gang Bang: Corpulent Converge on Kat Kleevage; Gang Bang Volume 5
See also: Deep Sabrina
