I went to college with a guy named Brian and a woman named Jennifer (as did many of us). One day, Brian came into our dorm's common room, prior to the television being tossed out the window, and said:
"Jen's got nips that are two and a half inches out."
In the older porn performer world, few hold a candle to Vicky Vette, who this week announced she has two-and-a-half inch nipples. Unfortunately what Vette calls nipples are actually her areolae, the pigmented areas surrounding her nipples.
Vicky supplies a picture of her areola against a Stanley measuring tape. I hate to school porn stars on aspects of their own anatomies, but Hey, I'm a Latin fan.
Now Havana Ginger - that chick's areolae must be about three feet in diameter.
When I read Vette's claim of such huge nipples I naturally assumed that yet another person from my numerous almae matres had taken up a porn career. Oh well.
Anyway, when Brian came into our common area I thought he was talking about Jennifer's ethnicity, which happened to be Japanese, because why say "nip" when "nipple" is just one syllable more?
I later saw Jennifer's nips myself (after she'd washed Brian off them) and they were totally 2.5" perpendicular to her body. In fact, they were perpendictastic. I measured them with a ruler I'd had since second grade and, with a little work, we got the left one out to 2 and 7/8". I should've taken pictures, but I wasn't that kind of person then.
Anyway, Vicky Vette, her areolae, and every other glorious part of her recently appeared at SexCamCentral with Lisa Sparxxx in a special "Presidential Boob Debate".
Don't worry, Vicky, I'm sure Sen. Sam Brownback couldn't point out an areola, either.
Previously: Recovering Vette; No Morals!
See also: Vicky Vette, The difference between an areola and an aureola
