April Knows Best

It was only a matter of time before twenty-something April Olsen (who started her porn career back in 2019, having since chalked up nearly 200 fuck films) would do a showcase with Jonni Darkko and that it’d be an “all-anal experience.” I’m happy to report that the brown-haired beauty — who (thankfully!) is typically up for anything and sincerely thrilled to be an exhibitionist — does indeed do pretty much everything in “April Knows Best”: namely, squirting, pussy- and ass-eating, anal, double penetration, double-ass penetration, and ATMs. Damn! April’s one of the best performers in the adult industry, and a fan-favorite, for fucking good reason!

The lush-lipped, all-natural beauty starts off with a bang, as both Rob Piper and Jax Slayher double stuff her to the max in one of the gonzo’s most boiling scenes. After each lad doggie hammers April, they doggie DP her, with April’s red, fully spanked ass cheeks undulating like mad. Then, it’s a reverse-cowgirl DP; April is laughing with ecstasy, smiling with glee. She soon gets fervently face-fucked as one dick is still hammering her butthole reverse-cowgirl style. Then, it’s back to doggie DP. “That’s a good, bitch,” one of the fellas ever so romantically states. And check out how those breathtaking April ass cheeks shake like mad during regular cowgirl-vadge. It’s a movie highlight! There’s a second round of reverse-cowgirl DP, during which Olsen groans, “You make me feel like the big whore that I fucking am!” What a sweetheart! Eventually, Jax and Rob mercilessly coat her forehead and nose with a double dose o’ cock sauce. And apparently, this was April’s (hooray!) first-ever double penetration — on camera, at least.

Next, insatiable Olsen takes on three guys — Alex Jones, Mick Blue and the returning Piper — with our courageous starlet fervently imploring, “Fuck all of my holes, please.” The lucky lads — more than happy to keep April happy — most certainly do just that! It’s only a matter of minutes before our girl is airtight, doing a doggie DP and sucking a thick prick simultaneously. “Use me, use me, use me,” she begs Alex, Mick and Rob in between deep inhalations o’ prick. Then, it’s a reverse-cowgirl DP (with a cock still lodged firmly in April’s ever-probing gob). We return to doggie DP, as all of the lads wanna take a crack at her crack during each double penetration position, understandably. Afterwards, April lets ‘em each face-fuck her until they blow their wads all over her delectable mouth and twinkling eyes.

April’s lesbian scene with exotic-looking Vanessa Sky is highly arousing — especially when each little tramp sucks the other’s anus; April ultimately dons a strap-on and ravages Sky’s tight little rectum — but this beef-less sequence is really a primer for the final outrage, as John Strong and Mick intensely feed the insatiable porn princess a double serving o’ tube steak. After some doggie DPing, during which outrageous Olsen loves getting her butt spanked and her hair yanked, the boys deliver a pair of freaky reverse-cowgirl DPs, each prick taking a plunge inside April’s ass and pussy (“I’m such a dirty slut,” she proudly pants). The dudes eventually double-cram her anus (!) during the same reverse-cowgirl DP, as she manically rubs her clit to orgasm. They also DAP April during a second round o’ doggie — and for a good long time! — with each penis taking the top position (i.e., inside her snug butthole), before she elatedly takes two loads o’ jizz across her still-lovely face. “How did I do?” the beaming beauty asks the boys. “A-plus?” With absolute sincerity, John Strong immediately replies, “A-plus-plus!” He’s fucking-A right, too!

I don’t know how long the gorgeous ’n’ grungy Ms. Olsen will remain in the jizz biz, but I hope she performs in tons o’ movies as soon as possible, as this ridiculously delicious young treasure is absolutely peaking in terms of her feminine beauty, on-camera filthiness, and youthful energy. What we need now is a full-on gangbang (several of ‘em, in fact!) with awesome April!