Exotic Erotic Ball Offers Discount

SAN FRANCISCO — The 27th annual Exotic Erotic Ball, a celebration of flesh, fetish and fantasy, will admit all half-sized adults at half-price.

"This is not some half-baked promotion,” spokesman Henry “Angry Hank” Dorfman said. “It is the result of careful analysis — square footage versus space utilization. And besides, half the time little people walk right in under the turnstiles anyway.”

Over its 27-year history, the Ball has offered various discounts to narcoleptics, multi-millionaires, and people with three nipples, but this marks the first discount offered to smaller-sized adults.

The Exotic Erotic Ball is slated for Oct. 28 at the Cow Palace. Live performers include rapper Too Short.

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