opinion

A Narrow Path

Is your "customer service" costing you customers?

Don't be too certain of your answer, especially if all you're basing that answer on is "sure, we have a customer service department," or "our billing company handles that..."

Companies of all sizes mistake the notion of "having" or "investing" in customer service for actually "offering customer service." In the above examples, your support department is only as good as its staffing and their motivation (financial and otherwise) to excel at their task — likewise for billing company or other third-party support services — no matter how good their reputation is, or how well they deliver on their promises and your (and your customer's) expectations.

And they can only be effective when working with proper policies.

Sometimes, the problem is not the people you employ, but the technology you deploy.

Recently I was at a friend's house when the phone rang: it was a marketing call by a prepaid cellular service provider — and an automated call, at that. I was told that it was a fairly regular occurrence, despite that phone number being on the federal do-not-call list.

Wanting to help put an end to the spam, a quick trip to Google provided me with the company's customer service number. While I was pre-disposed to liking the company, although not a customer (good branding by them!), I was determined to end these calls.

The automated phone system, as expected, made me jump through a few hoops until the option to speak to a representative was listed; forcing me to wade through a variety of offers, such as "top up your minutes," and "get a new phone," etc. They took a nice shot at an upsell, but I just wanted to tell someone to "stop calling here."

Expecting the "speak to an agent" part to be straightforward, I was at first impressed by the phone system's "help us direct you to the right agent," approach — but as I looped through the very specific options it presented, a narrow path of little boxes they wanted to stuff me neatly into, I was dismayed by a lack of a final option, "none of the above…"

I was equally frustrated at the compartmentalized, departmentalized, specialized and separate nature of the support team; as having chosen some specific support functionary, I was transferred up (or down!) the support chain, until I reached someone, somewhere, who apologized, wrote down my friend's phone number and said "I'll pass this along."

Well, the rep was nice anyway, and at last report, the unwanted calls have stopped.

The cumbersome experience of this company's support structure, however costly and well-intentioned in its design and thoroughness — possessing such a glaring omission — will prevent me from ever becoming a customer. A petty consideration, perhaps, but the "help" team upset me and that's not a good way to build a relationship with any prospect.

Take a moment to evaluate your own customer service chain: play "secret shopper" and call in to ask a silly question, complain about something arcane, request a follow-up sales call, or try to cancel a website membership, as appropriate — then note how long it takes for the phone to be answered, a reply to be received via email, or other contact.

What did your support team do, or not do, for you? Were you satisfied?

These days, the customers you have — and those you don't yet have — need to be accommodated; and while you may have a great team, you may not have thought of every possible client need.

For these folks, be sure to include "none of the above…"

Copyright © 2026 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More Articles

opinion

Eight Steps to Help Merchants Avoid Onboarding Delays

Adding a new acquiring partner, whether directly through a bank or through a payment facilitator, can mean an onboarding process that takes up to two months.

Cathy Beardsley ·
opinion

Why Better Sizing Can Help Pleasure Brands Reach More Customers

In the sexual health industry, we must be ready to problem-solve around every corner, especially in retail. You never know who will walk through your doors or what they might need or want that day, not to mention curveballs such as disabilities, neurodivergence, trauma responses, and, of course, body image sensitivities.

Mersy Love ·
opinion

How Layered Fraud Controls Can Stop Card Testing Before Chargebacks Hit

You suddenly have 400 new $1 trial signups. Sales are up, the approval rate looks great and, at first glance, the numbers seem worth celebrating.

Jonathan Corona ·
profile

WIA: Barnaby's Amy Carnegie Draws on Retail Roots to Shape Product Development

In 2012, Amy Carnegie was pursuing a master’s degree in forensic psychology and looking for a part-time job close to home when she discovered Good Vibrations’ newly opened Oakland location. The store was on the same bus route she took to school, making it a convenient option. She didn't anticipate the position would lead to a nearly 15-year career, during which she would rise through the ranks to become head of buying and product development for Good Vibrations, Babeland and Camouflage.

Ariana Rodriguez ·
opinion

Falcon/NakedSword Makes Every Body Count in 'Deeper by the Dozen'

Double trouble is on the menu in NakedSword’s “Deeper by the Dozen,” an all-sex buffet where personal space is scarce and temptation is plentiful. Trading scripted drama for a fresh batch of bare buns, the studio serves up two gangbangs with exclusive Jaxx Cody and “Trailer Trash Boys” regular Ian Sterling as the main course.

Christian Cintron ·
opinion

What Retailers Should Know About Pheromones and Attraction

A woman stands at your counter. She dabs a drop of something clear and nearly odorless on her wrist, brings it to her nose and something in her posture changes before she even leaves the store. A few feet away, a man turns a small bottle over in his hand, reading the label twice and wondering whether it might help him feel noticed again by a longtime partner.

Susan Bratton ·
opinion

How Retailers Can Turn AI-Assisted Reporting Into a Scheduled Workflow

If you have been following this series, you know I have been climbing a ladder. First, I asked an AI model to do a task. Then I got tired of explaining the task every time, so I wrote a skill, a reusable set of instructions, and put it in a project folder with everything the task needed.

Zondre Watson ·
opinion

Creator Pricing Strategies to Protect Your Time and Earning Power

Let's talk about something many creators stress over: setting your rates. Tip menus, private shows, goal bars, contests — practically every number you put on the screen says something about the value of your time. Yet too many creators price from a place of fear: “What if no one tips?”

Goddess Eve ·
opinion

Creator Tips for Planning Your Content Calendar With AI

One of the most common complaints I hear from creators is: "I know I need to post more, but I never know what to post."

Megan Stokes ·
Show More